The Results Are In: You Are NOT The Father!

Somewhere between sick days home from school and a very questionable daytime TV education, we all learned the same thing: the envelope never lies.
This tee is for everyone who gleefully yelled when someone lost it finding out those DNA test results. 
**Elisabeth will not be held responsible if any dramatic chair throwing happens while wearing this tee. 

The Colors: 
Available in neon yellow, island green, and classic black because the 90s were loud and so are we. 

The Fit: 
Unisex Comfort Colors sizing. True to size with a relaxed, slightly boxy cut. Want a more oversized look? Size up. For reference, Elisabeth is a US Size 14 wearing an oversized XL in the neon yellow picture shown. 

The Feel:
100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed, so it shows up broken in with no stiff, brand-new shirt phase. Slightly heavy tee (6.1oz) for a perfect hang fit. 

Care: 
Wash with like colors; but it's recommended to wash inside out in cold water and hang dry to keep the design looking fresh as long as possible.